If I Could, I'd Teleport With Soup.
Your $15.00 covers all of it
- The card itself, a fold-open 5 x 7 on heavy stock
- Your words written inside in real ink, in the handwriting style you pick
- The envelope, addressed for you, and the US stamp on it
- Mailed straight to their mailbox, so there is no shipping to add at checkout
If I Could, I'd Teleport With Soup.
Your $15.00 covers all of it
- The card itself, a fold-open 5 x 7 on heavy stock
- Your words written inside in real ink, in the handwriting style you pick
- The envelope, addressed for you, and the US stamp on it
- Mailed straight to their mailbox, so there is no shipping to add at checkout
If teleportation were real, I would already be at your door right now with soup, terrible reality television, and no agenda except sitting with you. Since that is not currently an option, this card is doing its very best to stand in for all of it. Distance does not change how much I wish I could physically show up for you today. I am sending every bit of care I can fit into an envelope instead, hoping you feel it anyway. The second teleportation gets invented, you are my first stop.
Fold-open card, 5 x 7 in. Your message is written on the inside in real ink, and it arrives in its own stamped envelope.
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At checkout, enter the recipient's name and mailbox address as the shipping address. We write your message in real ink, stamp the envelope, and mail it straight to them in 1 to 3 business days. Want to hand it over yourself? Enter your own address instead.