Older. Wiser. Still a Menace.
Your $15.00 covers all of it
- The card itself, a fold-open 5 x 7 on heavy stock
- Your words written inside in real ink, in the handwriting style you pick
- The envelope, addressed for you, and the US stamp on it
- Mailed straight to their mailbox, so there is no shipping to add at checkout
Older. Wiser. Still a Menace.
Your $15.00 covers all of it
- The card itself, a fold-open 5 x 7 on heavy stock
- Your words written inside in real ink, in the handwriting style you pick
- The envelope, addressed for you, and the US stamp on it
- Mailed straight to their mailbox, so there is no shipping to add at checkout
Another year down, and you have somehow gotten wiser without losing a single bit of your spark. You still say what you mean, still laugh too loud at your own jokes, and still keep everyone on their toes, and honestly, that is the whole appeal. Growing up was never going to slow you down. Here is to another year of good decisions, questionable ones, and everything in between. Happy birthday to someone who keeps getting better and never gets boring.
Fold-open card, 5 x 7 in. Your message is written on the inside in real ink, and it arrives in its own stamped envelope.
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At checkout, enter the recipient's name and mailbox address as the shipping address. We write your message in real ink, stamp the envelope, and mail it straight to them in 1 to 3 business days. Want to hand it over yourself? Enter your own address instead.