Zero Meetings. Maximum Cake.
Your $15.00 covers all of it
- The card itself, a fold-open 5 x 7 on heavy stock
- Your words written inside in real ink, in the handwriting style you pick
- The envelope, addressed for you, and the US stamp on it
- Mailed straight to their mailbox, so there is no shipping to add at checkout
Zero Meetings. Maximum Cake.
Your $15.00 covers all of it
- The card itself, a fold-open 5 x 7 on heavy stock
- Your words written inside in real ink, in the handwriting style you pick
- The envelope, addressed for you, and the US stamp on it
- Mailed straight to their mailbox, so there is no shipping to add at checkout
Of all the desks I could have ended up next to, I got the one belonging to the person who makes every long meeting bearable and every bad day survivable with one good joke at exactly the right moment. Today should have zero meetings and maximum cake, and if anyone tries to schedule something, feel free to blame me for declining. Happy birthday, work bestie. Here is to another year of surviving the job together. Consider this your excuse to decline every invite today.
Fold-open card, 5 x 7 in. Your message is written on the inside in real ink, and it arrives in its own stamped envelope.
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Live preview of exactly what we mail: your words written inside this card with a real pen, sent in a stamped envelope.
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At checkout, enter the recipient's name and mailbox address as the shipping address. We write your message in real ink, stamp the envelope, and mail it straight to them in 1 to 3 business days. Want to hand it over yourself? Enter your own address instead.